Ah-lalalala-Long...

My malay neighbour's door was kenna splashed with black paint yesterday night and the wordings "O$P$ #XX-XXXX" was written in the lift with super thick and non-erasable blue marker.

Well, its none of my business. But the black paint dripping onto the floor as the Ah-Long aka loan shark make their way to the lift after getting their job done is my problem. Now my corridor has large ugly black polka-dot patches.

Sometimes I find these Ah-Long abit dumb. You know, people already owe them money and they still needa waste money to buy paints, markers and pig's head occassionally. And these Ah-Long's men can't sleep at night coz they must wait until its late at night when everyone is sleeping then they secretly do it. I mean, so what if you splash paint and all the whole block of neighbours know that this unit owes you money? When people are desperate and short of cash, they don't care what you do as long as they have the money borrowed to solve their financial problem. And I just don't understand why they know they will expect bad debts and they're still willing to lend people money. The world have lotsa of wierd people.

Wonder if other countries have Ah-Long also? And wonder what tactics they use when people don't pay up. Maybe the Ah-Longs worldwide should meet together to share their tips and experience. Hmm... I think the police will also be happy if there is one.

89757, dancing 7-shou-8-jiao

Just came back from 89757 dance class. OMG... the dance is so fast and furious.



Yes, I'll be learning exactly the same dance moves as the clip above and that babe in the white cap is our dancing instructor, XK. While teaching us the first 8 beats of dance steps, she was like counting "1... and... 2... and... 3... and..." . After that we tried dancing to the beats of the music and we were like all lost, coz the beats are so fast, "1 and 2 and 3...", no dragging in between the on & and beats. Everyone was like laughing at the end of that short 8-beats dance steps coz we look so clumpsy and stupid. And the only dance moves we did correctly are the first 2 and last steps. It took us more than 15 mins to learn that 8-beat dance steps but it ended in less than 10 seconds dancing to the music. *Sweat*

Somemore this dance must "gek" that stupid robotic moves then nice. Jia lat... more to come... Feel like backing out. But it'll definitely be more fulfiling after completing the course for this 89757 then Jolin's Shuo-Ai-Ni.

Its Monday already?!

Its monday again.

Feels like I was sitting at my workdesk just yesterday, as though my weekends are just like a dream, woke up this morning and its like "Sigh... Its morning again, did I actually had my weekend?". Weekend passes by so fast.

Watched MI3 on Saturday. A great movie. Feels that Tom Cruise is not as yan-dao as before, think age is catching up on him? Yesterday went to KTV with dar and kee. Its been more than 3 months since I last went to KTV And with all the new songs coming up, I'm still singing those usual old songs. Hmmm... come to think of it, realised that I seldom listen to the radio. The only time I really get to listen to radio is in the taxi, car or van. No wonder I know only old songs.

Kinda excited over a little biz plan in mind. I wanna be rich ! I wanna quit and leave my company ! But I think I'll still need to stuck here for another... half year? I hope...

Horray

OK... so my long resting and long waiting dance class is finally re-starting next Tuesday (Horray! ) Everyday its work, home, work, home... No life, really bored man... Now at least for the next 12 Tuesdays I can do something I like and happy. Heh...

Will be learning JJ's 89757. Heard Ash says that the dance steps are very nice but difficult. Make me both excited and worried. Did I used to mention that I'm one of the oldest student in the dance class? Well... ya... most of them are in their teens, while I'm moving into all the "TIES". You know..."TIES" as in twenTIES, thirTIES, forTIES. Old bone with a little bit slower processor as compared to the teens. Haa... Sad...

Used to hear people say that once you cross the 21-year-old age line, your age will jump and increase in a flash. Find it quite true. Think I better start planning for my retirement now.

WTF !!!

I am so hot and angry now.

I have this lousy sales exec which I am handling some of his accounts. Lousy, inefficient, ineffective, zo bo l** at work... What he's good at? PR. No wonder he's in the sales line. Yes, can talk, cannot work. WTF... The management should not only give sales commision, they should give CS commision too, coz we clear all the shit and work like hell...

Oh God, please have eyes...

Ill-fated heels

Suay... This is the 3rd time my heel-shoe broke halfway while I'm walking to the MRT, on my way to work.

The... errm... how do I call that? Cloth? Leather? Ah... whatever... It just came out from the lousy sewing and while I'm crossing the road, it came loose and I gotta walk back looking crippled. Luckily its just a few metres from my home, if not I'll have to be crippled all the way from the MRT back home. The past 2 times, it was much further from my home, also on my way to MRT to work, the "whatever" broke and came loose and it's impossble for me to wear it back home. So I barefooted and ran back home to change another pair of shoes coz I'm running late for work. Si-bay-suay...

Think next time I should avoid wearing heels, must wear those kinda executive clog-shoes, or boots whereby the material will have no chance to break through the lousy seams and come loose. Haa... who knows skarely the whole piece of leather come out. Wah... that'll be super suay man... Or maybe I should buy those super adhesive super-glue to go round my heels so that the material wouldn't come out. The lifespan of my heel shoes are usually less than 2 years. Just don't understand why all my heel shoes have such fate. Sigh...

Meaningless

Very often, I find life meaningless. Do you?

Everyday its wake-up, eat, work/play, shit, urine, sleep...
Sometimes I wonder if I die, how many people will cry for me.
I'll think of my life after death. Will I still be born a human?
Or a wild boar who'll kenna slaughtered when the "time is up"?
Or an ant who's kenna suffocated and poisoned by the pesticide while sleeping? Or a fish who's just hungry and wanted to take a bite on the bait and ended up being grilled or steamed the next moment in the wok?

Well... I believe in Karma. Yes I do. Alicia Key had sang it well and sum it all in just one chord in her song, Karma. "What goes around comes around, what goes up must come down".
Am I abnormal? Or am I suffering from depression? ( huh?!) Or is it signs of aging?

Its another lousy day today. I'm beginning to hate my job...
Boo...

Bo ka-lau

Tired of my boring and routine job...
Have the urge to tender. Sigh...

Joke of the day:

Ah Beng and Ah Lian bought 2 big bags of durian from Geylang and were on their way home to Woodlands in their motorbike.
Along the way, they crossed a big hump and suddenly Ah Beng heard a very loud "gong".
Ah Beng: Durian ka-lau (drop in hokkien) ah?
Ah Lian: Bo ka-lau ! Bo ka-lau !

So Ah Beng continued to acelerate and sped home. When they reach carpark...
Ah Beng: Eh... Where's your helmet?!
Ah Lian, very angry: Just now I told you! Bo ka-lau!
Ah Beng:

Tired

Tired...

Back to work after long weekend. Tired... My yawning rate now is like 3 yawns per minute. Bad... this is so bad... If this goes on till 1730, think my mouth will turn sore.

Looking forward to another long weekend next week. Hope dar will recover soon from his fever.