Christian names to avoid

Some names to avoid when you're choosing a christian name for yourself or your child.
Find some of the names quite hilarious. I like Carmen Teng best.

Ann Zhang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Ann Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Ivan Tan => I'm stupid (Mandarin)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)